Postmillennial Ink-Stained Wretch

Who

A magazine editor, ghostwriter, and literary gun-for-hire living in NYC, Nick Kolakowski specializes in writing about gizmos, travel, business, liquor, cigars, celebrity, and various other things wiser heads would tell you to stay away from.

more

Where

Search


Archive for December, 2008

Why Is Don Draper So Cool?

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

So the other week, much to my dismay, I found myself finally joining that group of people who’ll confess to you at parties that they’ve neglected vital functions (sleep, food, human interaction, etc.) in order to plow, uninterrupted, through an entire season of a TV show on DVD. Fortunately in my case, the series in [...]

New clips…

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

My Private Air interview for Craig Ferguson (nothing like buzzing above L.A. in a Cessna 400 piloted by a late-night comedy host) is up here and on the Clips page.

What’s that smell?

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Yes, I saw the Portfolio article. Instead of a long-winded dissection of the article and its effects, let’s just say that for the past few days, I’ve been responding to emails of “How’s office life?” with a link to this.
In the meantime, there’s a far more pressing concern: Namely, how we can track down the [...]

There are some perks to the Job, after all

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Thanks to a confluence of circumstances that won’t be belabored here, I was unexpectedly gifted enough bottles of high-end liquor to at least partially restock Underbar after a somewhat busy Tuesday night. Everything from triple-distilled single-malt Scotch whiskey to Zacapa Rum sits in a neat row beside my desktop Mac; combine that with the boxes [...]

Terrifying

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Being an editor means that, for better or worse, you’re the target of many a poorly aimed pitch email from PR flaks. These pitches range from the innocuous (“New Dunhill store opening!”) to the unexpectedly useful (“And you thought the economy doing its best impersonation of the RMS Lusitania meant we couldn’t release a half-million-dollar [...]

New clips…

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

The winter issue of the Cigar Report is out, and that means a caviar/cigar pairing review, travels to southern Mexico and Honduras, and assorted smoky goodness from yours truly… Click Here or visit the Clips page.

Current Music: Wumpscut, “Wreath of Barbs”
Current Movie: “The X-Files: I Want to Believe” (2008)
Current Book: ‘The Master and Margarita,” by [...]

Staying Hungry (BVI, Part III)

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Flashback, for a brief moment, to the day I landed in Tortola…
One of the joys of travel writing is encountering new people and their belief systems. That’s what I tell myself as my driver, Troy, takes me from the airport to Road Town in a battered van that’s nonetheless in better condition than any of [...]

Walking the Devil (BVI, Part II)

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Every remote location, it seems, is duty-bound to have some sort of natural formation to whose name the locals have stapled with the word ‘Devil.’ Think ‘Devil’s Cut,’ ‘Devil’s Pass,’ ‘Devil’s Cove,’ ‘Devil’s Juniper Bushes,’ etc. To spice things up a little more, the locals often pair the formation with some legend involving the Prince [...]

When Rogue Waves Happen to Good People (BVI, Part I)

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

“Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest–
…Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest–
…Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!”
Roughly three hundred years ago, a group of pirates under Blackbeard’s command decided that they’d had enough of working long hours in cramped conditions with their stinking brethren, and petitioned their [...]