Postmillennial Ink-Stained Wretch

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A magazine editor, ghostwriter, and literary gun-for-hire living in NYC, Nick Kolakowski specializes in writing about gizmos, travel, business, liquor, cigars, celebrity, and various other things wiser heads would tell you to stay away from.

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Archive for February, 2009

We Wuz Robbed

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

The fact that Mickey Rourke isn’t leaving the Oscar podium with a golden statue in one hand and one of his little lap-dogs in the other means, well, the American Dream is officially dead. If only because America has now been denied what would probably have been the Oscar Acceptance Speech for the Ages, or [...]

Black Iron Burger

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

So I open my apartment mailbox to find it stuffed with mail-order weapons catalogs. Hundreds of glossy pages devoted to ammunition, exotic holsters, “upgrade kits” for scary-looking rifles held, in the accompanying image, by scarier-looking men. Startled, I flip these over and take a look at the address field; they belong to my downstairs neighbor; [...]

Wall Street Op-Ed

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

No sooner do I link to the Inglorious Basterds trailer than, in a totally unrelated event, someone sends me a link to the Wall Street Journal’s op-ed piece on Trader Monthly, and my elation over a new Tarantino magnum opus is suddenly replaced by the overpowering urge to duck under my desk.
“Oh, there were cars: [...]

Inglorious

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Especially these days, it’s hard to know where you’ll be week-to-week, much less six months from now. But I know where I’ll be on August 21, roughly between the hours of 6 and 8pm.
Front and center for this.

With A Special Guest Appearance by Stephen King

Monday, February 9th, 2009

When I was but a wee lad, I found a dog-eared – so to speak – copy of Stephen King’s Cujo in the desk of my fifth-grade math class, left there by some bygone student as a sort of Excalibur with which to fight the mind-crushing dragon of pre-algebra. By the time I had flipped [...]

The Implosion of Doubledown Media: A Media Destruction Tale

Friday, February 6th, 2009

For those perhaps too lazy to click over to the ‘About Nick’ page: I worked at Doubledown Media to within a week of its well-publicized demise. It let me travel to exotic destinations (Cuba, Capri, etc.), pick up a few mildly noxious habits (Cuban cigars, single-malt scotch, etc.) and desperately try to piece together a [...]

New Gig

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

So I have a new gig at eWeek.com, as a staff editor. My byline on each piece of online news uses my proper name, because that’s how it was inputted into the system when I arrived, and it’s grown on me as a way as splitting off the subject matter I’m writing about now (tech) [...]